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Deer Camp Blog- the outdoor column of The Bodock Times- (a satirical periodical) Humor and Hunting at the famous Christmas Place Plantation Hunting Club on the edge of the Mississippi Delta

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Tuesday, February 21, 2006

GIANT BEAVERS?


PREHISTORIC BEAVERS DAM MAIN CREEK
JURASSIC, MS> A GIGANTIC BEAVERDAM OVER EIGHT FEET IN HEIGHT HAS RECENTLY BEEN DISCOVERED ON THE FAMOUS CHRISTMAS PLACE PLANTATION. GIANT BEAVERS FROM THE ICE AGE ARE SUSPECTED. SCIENTIST, SCHOLARS, VETS AND OTHER NOTED MUCKETY MUCKS ARE DEMANDING ENTRANCE TO THE PROPERTY TO STUDY THESE GREAT ANIMALS. PROTESTORS FROM PETA AND OTHER LUNATIC FRINGES ARE DEMANDING THE LAND BE SET ASIDE FOR THESE ANIMALS AND THE MAMMOTHS STILL IVING IN THE HILLS. HERSHEL HOWELL (SPOKESMAN FOR THE CLUB) SAID “WE ARE ABOUT TO BLOW THE HELL OUT OF THESE DAMN BEAVERS, SO SCRAM”. PROTESTORS HAVE NOW CHAINED THEMSELVES TO THE DAM CHANTING “CUMBAYA” AND HOLDING SIGNS SAYING "FREE THE BEAVERS” AND “ LET THE BIG BEAVERS EAT” WHILE MEMBERS WATCH PATIENTLY FROM THEIR 4 WHEELERS. TRENT HOWELL SADLY SAID “THIS IS HOW WE LOST THE PREHISTORIC BIG ANTLERED WHITETAILS THAT LIVED HERE THREE YEARS AGO.
ANOTHER MEMBER SAID “WHEN THAT DYNAMITE GOES OFF, IT WILL BE ONE LESS BUNCH OF LOONEY LEFT WINGERS. DETAILS AND COUNTDOWN TO THE EXPLOSION ARE ONGOING, THOUGH TURKEY SEASON COULD INTERRUPT
THIS EXCITING STORY.

1 Comments:

At 2:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

dont kill giant beavers you beaver killer

 

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