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Deer Camp Blog- the outdoor column of The Bodock Times- (a satirical periodical) Humor and Hunting at the famous Christmas Place Plantation Hunting Club on the edge of the Mississippi Delta

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Monday, December 18, 2006

High On the Hog


Bacon Slab, MS> This deer hunting sure is easy. Too easy! Besides that, the members of the famous Christmas Place Easy Hunt Club won't even talk to me anymore. Hell No, you can't use my boat! Since (like Joe Black) I have mastered Deer Hunting, Blogging and Getting Chicks, I need something else to master this year. Suddenly an email from my friend GUYK at Charming, Just Charming. He has a post about a bunch of potentially, problematic porkers in Oklahoma. We also have a wild hog problem around the camp. Nasty big tooth critters, rooting up the country-side and terrorizing the villagers. I am about to put an end to that problem! You know that Hogzilla was big,
but I am about to go after the king of the wild Hogs. I am going After PORKENSTEIN!

1 Comments:

At 4:43 PM, Blogger GUYK said...

My bro in law and I got a 80 pounder in a live trap a couple of days while I was out there last mnth..they are some onery critters and I do believe that they would bite you..badly. We transfered it to a smaller cage we could handle and the blame thing was trying to get at my hands while we were loading it on the pickup. Took it out and shot it and left it for the bizzards..it was a boar and they are too wild and strong tasting to eat..but he will not be grubbing up pasture anymore

 

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