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Friday, February 16, 2007

Secret Rules Committee Meets


Devil's Island, MS> In the hidden chambers underneath the camphouse of the famous Christmas Place Hunting Club a meeting of the secret and select Executive Committee met to revise the camp rules for the coming year. Flickering candles and Ezra Brooks whiskey helped keep an air of importance and propriety to the solemn occassion.One lawyerly member screamed "We have to do something! Those damn Stewarts are killing all the big deer!" This member was restrained until his eyes came back into focus. Another member said " There aren't anymore big deer on the whole place, thanks to the damn Deer Camp Blog!" A swift slap to the head brought him back to his senses, as a hooded figure holding a blackjack grinned and whacked him a few more times just because he needed it.
Rules were brought up and ideas exchanged to try to keep anyone from killing a deer except Paul and Trent. All were shot down by the other two members who were holding guns. Finally, a rule was passed to make each member completely responsible for their guest. This would include size and restrictions on deer. Each member to be responsible for at least 4 does to be removed and a minimum antler restriction of 15 inches on a second deer or an 18 inch beam. No one was happy at the end of the meeting, so they must have done something right.

5 Comments:

At 7:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who's the guy in the black suit??
He'll never make it through airport security!

 
At 8:44 AM, Blogger Editor said...

He is Deerport Security

 
At 8:32 PM, Blogger deerslayer said...

Can I get him to come to my house for a meeting with my bunch of deer killing, deer thieving, doe shooting, secret telling, scouting woodswalkers

 
At 10:01 PM, Blogger Editor said...

yes, HAVE AXE, WILL TRAVEL

 
At 10:15 AM, Anonymous Matt said...

Reminds of some of my experiences pledging a fraternity at Ole Miss!

 

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