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Friday, March 30, 2007

The Masters

Duck Hook, MS> Greg Jones aka Old Scratch calls me every damn day. "Hey! Did I mention I have Masters tickets?" or " Too bad, I have Masters tickets and you don't" or "BWAHAHAHA!
I'm going to the Masters and you suck." Greg and Lawrence Perkins are going over for the practice rounds. Hope he has a great time, walking those hallowed fairways, chatting with Jack and the boys, hobnobbing with the rich folks and being a dapper dude in his white golf shoes. Damn! Even the practice rounds would be the experience of a lifetime. Double Damn!
Meanwhile, Did I mention that I was guest blogging at the Black Bear Blog this Sunday at 11AM?


At 11:22 AM, Anonymous old scratch said...

That's right baby, I'm leaving Sunday. I'll see if I can get Tiger Wood's wife's autograph for you. I might bring back some kind of sov. for the poor folks back home.

At 11:42 AM, Blogger Moose said...

Can you think of anything more boring then watching men chase a little ball around a field to herd it into a cup? Well maybe guys making left hand turns all Sunday afternoon may have it beat. Posting over at the Black Bear is a much better gig then sitting in a field all day ya can’t even kill a deer or a turkey if one showed up.

At 12:16 PM, Anonymous old scratch said...

Maybe there will be some unsuspecting squirrels.

At 12:28 PM, Anonymous old scratch said...

PS: editor, you suck

At 12:46 PM, Anonymous Matt said...

Where's the testimonial? I thought perhaps the Captain had secreted a BIO Rod down to God's Country.

We're eagerly awaiting your guest blog on Black Bear.

At 3:17 PM, Anonymous old scratch said...

Matt, be careful Rex might the the wrong idea about your bio rod. Hey did I mention that I'm going to the Masters. Ask Rex about it. Also send him a squirrel recipe.

At 3:20 PM, Blogger Editor said...

take Matt with you, you're both driving me crazy

At 5:28 PM, Blogger KeesKennis said...

In my youth, a group of white folk, chasing a Black man, was called a lynching, now is called the USA Masters.

You still suck for not getting any tickets.
I gave mine away, too damn boring.

At 8:15 AM, Blogger Goon said...

Tiger is going to win it all.
Mark my words.

At 8:05 PM, Blogger Editor said...

I see, a bunch of golf experts.
Goon is still in a snow drift in SD, and, oh yes! Dr. Kees, I presume, whos' idea of golf is whacking rhinocerous dung down a dirt road with a stick.

At 2:28 PM, Blogger Goon said...

That's North Dakota. LOL, the other one the colder one. Our Governor wanted to have it called Dakota.

I hope I am right come Sunday.

At 2:29 PM, Blogger Goon said...

Oh just a little perspective today it is like 20 degree with gusts of wind up to 30 miles an hours. For the folks enjoying nice weather and green grass that is pretty cold for April. Yikes.

At 7:14 PM, Blogger Editor said...

sorry buddy, the snow covered land looks all the same to me.

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