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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

The Privacy Of One's Desk

Snoopsville, MS> Seeing that you were all supportive of Rex’s rules not being specific enough and the fact that I am feeling like my boss is out of town and I can do what I want, I thought I would take a quick peek of the contents in his desk.

To my surprise here is what I found:

Of course there is a huge picture of Thunderhoof in a frame on his desk, a Thunderhoof mouse pad, Thunderhoof screensaver, and while searching Rex’s blog, to read all about Thunderhoof, I found there are 16 pages containing the word Thunderhoof. Now that is love.

And I love this picture of Thunderhoof he has hanging on his wall.

Speaking of love, I found a pile of love letters to Denise. After spending half the day reading them all, all I can say is Rex is oh so romantic. Denise is one lucky gal.

In his top pull out drawer it has your usual pens, paperclips, a few grunt thingymajiggers and some cologne. Oh wait, that’s deer urine!

In the bottom drawer I found a couple of bottles of whiskey. I don’t think he'll notice if I have a swig or two.

And I found this dartboard under Rex’s desk and after reading this story no wonder. Poor Rex.
Well I am off to have lunch with Denise. I better get rid of this "little black book" I found taped under his desk before she sees it.

Posted by:The Hunter's Wife


At 6:54 AM, Blogger Blessed said...

I don't know, you might want to keep that little black book for any blackmail purposes that might show up...

At 7:42 AM, Blogger blogagog said...

Did you check his safe? I've been hankering for a look at those shotgun shells with the gold-plated buckshot in them.

He's so hoity-toity :).

At 7:50 AM, Blogger Kristine said...

Jody, you are too funny. I'm hoping you figured out it was deer urine before you smelled it or, God forbid, put any on.

At 8:54 AM, Blogger CDGardens said...

I think Rex is going to be rolling in laughter when he checks in to see what you are finding. ;)

At 9:29 AM, Blogger SimplyOutdoors said...

Deer urine in the desk. I'm surprised it's not worn as cologne.

At 2:59 PM, Anonymous Matt said...

Rex is going to be upset when he gets back and finds that your posts are funnier than his.

At 6:29 PM, Blogger KeesKennis said...

Hi Jody
I am so glad that old groaning, semi comotose, selfless bonker, bad shot and Floridian holidayer is not here:
Have you heard this .....
Sorry I can't....
Do what you can to upgrade this sorry blog.
By The Way, You Are Doing Great and you are far funnier that the editor could ever be.
But then I like deer urine.

At 7:30 PM, Blogger The Hunter's Wife said...

Thanks everyone for supporting me the past couple of days.

Thankfully I figured out it was deer urine prior to my touching it.

At 8:47 PM, Anonymous adam said...

You might get him in trouble mentioning that black book.


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