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Thursday, August 21, 2008

Thunderhoof''s Summer Vacation

For any of you wondering what that stupid deer has been up to all summer, I want to let you know that he has been busy traveling Europe.
Oh, he is in great demand traveling, signing autographs, opening art galleries, posing for pictures etc. A regular high-class world traveler is he.

Here is a pic of a wood carving he posed for in England.
Notice the beady eyes and the smirk on his face.

Not to be outdone, the French put his ugly mug on a postage stamp.

And finally, he headed to Beijing for the Olympics.

The Chinese just love him. They are always fawning over him and bowing and giving him the big head. Oh yeah, they gave him an honorary Gold Medal for participating in the first Olympics. Here is a pic of the painting done of him at the first Olympics.
He is involved in the Marathon where he is outrunning some sap named Hercules.
As you can see, he is always showing off.
I can't wait till he gets back, I am going to fill him so full of arrows that he will look like a pincushion.



At 12:08 PM, Anonymous Jeff said...

That damn deer came by my stand the other day and I totally came unglued. So did the hunter I was sitting with...
Please let him know that he his very lucky that we only grazed him and that he did not end up on our wall!

At 12:14 PM, Blogger Tom Sorenson said...

What an arrogant sucker. I see he picks his vacation spots carefully - he doesn't just go gallivantin' off to some place where he just might get shot. Well, you let him know vacation is OVER. Best of luck to you - I hope to see this fella taking a vacation on someone's wall.

At 10:10 PM, Anonymous Phillip said...

Hey Rex, take a look at my latest... it may not be Thunderhoof, but it's probably his kid.

At 1:46 PM, Anonymous Judie Davis said...

If you wrote a book I would buy it. I'm always printing your stuff and giving it to other people to read! But, I'm not paying you for that!

At 2:36 PM, Anonymous Eli Manning said...

great pics here .


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