It's A War Out There
Montezuma, MS> There is a very good reason why we hunt deer down here in Mississippi. The deer here are not stupid like those deer in Goon's North Dakota area. They are not like those fat Canuckian Deer of Othmars either. Trust me, we don't get to hunt till up in the spring for those sissy, flower chomping Virginia Deer of Matts. Down here the deer are mean, hateful critters that will attack a man quicker than you can say "Hunt Smart, Think Safety". They are wild, vicious creatures always plotting the overthrow of the humans. They are also lethal suicide killers that attack unsuspecting motorist along Hwy 49 any chance they get.
Ricky Berry sent me a pic of one such recent attack. Beware it's a war out there.