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Thursday, February 05, 2009

It's A War Out There

Montezuma, MS> There is a very good reason why we hunt deer down here in Mississippi. The deer here are not stupid like those deer in Goon's North Dakota area. They are not like those fat Canuckian Deer of Othmars either. Trust me, we don't get to hunt till up in the spring for those sissy, flower chomping Virginia Deer of Matts. Down here the deer are mean, hateful critters that will attack a man quicker than you can say "Hunt Smart, Think Safety". They are wild, vicious creatures always plotting the overthrow of the humans. They are also lethal suicide killers that attack unsuspecting motorist along Hwy 49 any chance they get.
Ricky Berry sent me a pic of one such recent attack. Beware it's a war out there.

7 Comments:

At 11:34 AM, Blogger Deer Passion said...

OMGoodness.. That's terrible!

 
At 5:30 PM, Blogger Albert A Rasch said...

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At 5:35 PM, Blogger Albert A Rasch said...

Look,

It seems to me that y'all need to borrow Phillip's and my hog hunting gator.

Now if only I could get him back in the carrier...

Regards,
Albert A Rasch
The Rasch Outdoor Chronicles
Proud Member of Outdoor Bloggers Summit
Southeast Regional OBS Coordinator

 
At 10:04 PM, Anonymous Mel said...

Boy, howdy, that looks a little rough on car, driver, and deer combined. We have a fair number of those attack deer out my way also.

 
At 7:57 AM, Blogger CDGardens said...

Heard one of those attack deer struck during this morning's commute in central Iowa. Vehicle didn't survive.

That would be one way to get a deer. ;)

 
At 2:49 PM, Anonymous Matt said...

Thanks for the link. I hope the occupants(s) of that car are OK.

 
At 6:11 PM, Blogger Goon said...

Ouch, nice rack.

 

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