Car Giveaway/ Qualifying Conditions
I have been flooded with emails from people wanting to sign up to win a car. Even so, there are a few rules to becoming an entrant.
1. If you work for the damn Post Office you are out. I don't care how you beg and plead to let your kids enter, you are all out.
2. If you are one of my hot blogger chick links, you are in. you know who you are.
3. No animals or supernatural creatures. Thunderhoof stop emailing me.
4. You are not allowed to enter if you are from the Gulf coast. Jeez.
5. We are trying to decide whether to let Phillip enter. The last time he had a car, he rolled it down a mountain.
6. No rich Yankee media moguls allowed. Steve and Tom are out.
7. The rest of the entrants will be judged case by case according to my whims.
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