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Deer Camp Blog- the outdoor column of The Bodock Times- (a satirical periodical) Humor and Hunting at the famous Christmas Place Plantation Hunting Club on the edge of the Mississippi Delta

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Friday, February 19, 2010

A Hog Surprise!

Denise, Camo and I are headed to the famous Christmas Place today. The weather has turned warmer and it looks like Burney and I will be able to start our plan of baiting all the fields in the bottom for the wild hogs. We know exactly what to do!
We are going to feed them, let them know we care about them, worried about their feelings. We are worried about their health and want to make sure they have enough to eat because they are so warm and cuddley. Then when they get used to coming to the bait, we are going to blast the hell out of them.
Phillip would be proud!
Should get interesting.

4 Comments:

At 11:14 PM, Blogger Othmar Vohringer said...

You're right cared for animals make much better eating than those scared and scraggly critters.

-ov-

 
At 11:36 PM, Blogger Editor said...

you are so wise

 
At 12:08 PM, Blogger KeesKennis said...

Fed critters have more fat and are tastier.
Maybe I
Maybe them
Have a soul.
No F*ckit.
I shoot better.

 
At 9:29 PM, Blogger Steve Killam TMTL said...

Feeding them lets them know they're loved. Eating every last morsel at the BBQ let's everyone else know they were loved.

 

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