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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Christmas Place Torture

We have been working hard to get ready for deer season. Planting, cutting wood, and in general getting everything ready has taken a lot of time. What are the deer doing? Their strategy right now is to torture my Dad and anyone else they can find. For example, Saturday evening Dad and Ms Dorothy sat on the back patio to enjoy the sunset and those damn deer put their evil plan into effect.
Looking up the hill they see a giant buck munching on a salt block in the wide open. Five minutes later a herd of does come out and wander around the backyard. Ten minutes later two big bucks mosey across the back yard in slow motion just to torture him. In 30 minutes they saw 20 deer including the big bucks. This torture must be stopped!


At 6:24 AM, Blogger The Hunter's Wife said...

Isn't that how it always happens?


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