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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Lazurus


Who is the short, dark stranger there?
Lazurus is the name.
Huntin' hogs from who knows where,
Death is his companion,
Shootin’ hogs is his game.
Smooth as the handle on a gun.
Lazurus is the name.
Raised from the dead with a hot gun,
Shootin' up a big ole tusker,
Easier to tame.

Riverboat, ring your bell,
Blastin’ hogs all to hell.
Bacon is the food he loves the best.
Natchez to New Orleans
Livin on pork and beans
Lazurus is a legend of the west.

Riverboat, ring your bell,
Fare thee well, Marian.
Pork chops are what he loves the best.
Natchez to New Orleans
Livin on pork and beans
Lazurus is a legend of the west.
Lazurus is a legend of the west.

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2 Comments:

At 9:46 AM, Blogger Marian Love Phillips said...

You got him good Rex! Love it! See ya Friday! ;)

 
At 4:46 PM, Blogger Bob Phillips said...

Thanks Rex - you got that PIG accounted for and me too!

LAZURUS

 

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