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Wednesday, February 09, 2011

Tricksy Snow Hogs

Another massive cold front is moving into the South today and it is bringing a ton of snow with it. How in the hell am I going to blast a hog in a blizzard? Those varmints root up under the snow so you can't see them and when you walk by, they spring up and gore you to death. Everyone knows that. Ask Phillip. And the white hogs, they blend in to the snow perfectly as they creep up on you for that death slash. Yes, really. Everyone knows that. Ask Bob.
It is not going to be fit weather for man nor beast this weekend. Guess I will stay home by the fire while other fools go die in the snow.

4 Comments:

At 6:21 PM, Anonymous Phillip said...

Don't be skeert, Rex! Get out in that nastiness and kill some hawgs!

 
At 10:53 PM, Blogger Bob Phillips said...

I know that for a fact Rex! Looking forward to coming back up there and blasting those nasty hogs to kingdom come!

Thanks for the link pal!

 
At 6:45 PM, Anonymous mailrider said...

I hate a hog-speciially snow hogs

 
At 1:41 PM, Anonymous The Knife Attic said...

Well i live in Florida the only thing the hogs have got to hide in is the palmetto;s !but they hide good but make a bunch of noise when there coming for you . Hunting the snow know that is for the snow birds LOL.

 

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