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Wednesday, June 06, 2012

Paul's Vacation Tally

Paul's hunting trip.. errr.. I mean vacation ended wonderfully. Basically he sent me this information. They went to Yellowstone National Park blah, blah, blah but then it gets interesting. He sent a list of the animals he managed to bag on his little hunting/vacation trip. 3 big bucks and 2 mule deer, 4 pronghorn antelope, 1 buffalo, a big elk, a bear, a roadrunner, a mongoose?, 17 snakes, a limit of squirrels, 2 geese, a red fox, a bald eagle, a whole covey of quail, 23 groundhogs, 4 coyotes and god knows how he managed to get 1 wolf  too, he almost got a Bigfoot and got one Russian tourist. He was so proud!
On the other hand, his new black Cadillac truck is completely demolished and he will have to get another one as soon as his family gets out of the Psychiatric Unit.

2 Comments:

At 1:16 PM, Blogger Marian Love Phillips said...

Gotta love the hat! It just might end up being Paul's "good luck" deer hunting hat! :)

 
At 8:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If he killed a bald eagle, h e should be in jail, it is aganist the law...

 

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