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Deer Camp Blog- the outdoor column of The Bodock Times- (a satirical periodical) Humor and Hunting at the famous Christmas Place Plantation Hunting Club on the edge of the Mississippi Delta

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Monday, April 30, 2012

Can Sarah Swing On A Star?

The question about graduating from High School is are you going to do anything with it?

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Friday, April 27, 2012

Double Decker Checker

This weekend is the famous DoubleDecker festival in Oxford. The weather is great and it is a fun time to drink, wander around the square and get reacquainted with the town. It is also great for riding the bus or sitting at a table checking out the beautiful women. Bands are tonight and I want to sit out on one of the overhead balconies and listen to it while I relax with Denise.

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Sarah-vs-The World

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Sarahs Graduation

Monday, April 23, 2012

Wrong End Of A Rat-Killing

Saturday in the cool weather it was a struggle to survive and play golf at the same time. We played 2 rounds and came out in a dead heat. (tied). We went back to camp exhausted from the weather and waited for Sunday to play at Benton in warmer weather. Sunday started the same for our tewam. Bad and then is got worse and Greg Jones, Kenny Taylor and I found ourselves on the wrong end of a rat-killing. Paul, Trent and Larry Trent beat the crap out of us. Of well, revenge is best served cold.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Golf Camp


We are leaving tomorrow for Golf Camp. Trent, Greg, Barry Weeks, Larry Trent, Kenny Taylor and myself. It is going to be a double bogey kind of weekend. Then there is the night life. Beer, catfish, crawfish, beer and beer.
36 holes at Silver City out from Belzoni and 18 holes at Benton on Sunday.
We are also going to try and get 18 holes in on Friday afternoon at Yazoo City.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Barn-Storming Thunderhoof


We found an interesting picture in the old trunk that was discovered at the famous Christmas Place. This picture is of the famous Barnstormer, Dare Devil and Wing Walker, Tyrone P. Remington who was once a member at the famous Christmas Place. This brave pilot had a plan and swore to kill Thunderhoof out of his new fangled flying machine and flew off to judgement. The story we pieced together was this.
Captain Remington grabbed his shotgun and took off in his bi-plane and began to circle the large fields on the Christmas Place, Thunderhoof had never seen an airplane and promptly ran out of the woods to the center of the field to watch this thing buzz around his head. Remington spotted the giant buck standing there watching him circle and became unglued. As he zoomed past he promptly shot the wing off his plane, made a couple of loops and twists and crashed up near the lake. Thunderhoof watched in amazement and finally trotted back into the woods. The famous pilot was buried in Yazoo City still clutching his shotgun.

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Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Hunter's Last Hurrah


This past weekend we also went to a wingding to celebrate my cousin Hunter's forthcoming wedding. His fiancee's name is Kelly. She is beautiful, and delightful to be around with her sparkling personality. The family is very lucky for her to be joining up with the Howells. On the other hand Hunter works for Exxon, so we all have to lock our gas caps and hide our wallets around him. It is almost as bad as being around lawyers. Truthfully, Hunter is quite a nice guy himself, is of the highest character and they make a great couple.

Monday, April 16, 2012

Mikey In Pearls

This weekend Paul and Wanda were up for the Awards ceremony for their daughter Hillary. Meanwhile, back on the coast, we found out what their son Michael was doing for the weekend. A little rouge, a little lipstick, a tight dress, a sly wink and ready to go. (not that there's anything wrong with that) Presenting Michael in Drag. This is really for their Womanless Beauty Contest to raise money for their Mission Trip to Russia.

Friday, April 13, 2012

Hillbillys On Campus


So we jump in the Caddy and head to Oxford. It's Me, Denise, Camo, Dad, Aunt Maralyn and Thunderhoof all crammed in there together. I told Thunderhoof he looked funny wearing a tie and he said I look funny wearing shoes.
We met Paul and Wanda at the door to the Ford Center and hurried in. It was a wonderful event and of course Hillary was absolutely beautiful and didn't even fall down crossing the stage to receive her medal. We gave Hillary a bouquet of Roses and enjoyed the following reception with all the honorees. Thunderhoof and Camo managed to eat about half the little cupcakes until we made them go outside. Almost had to put Paul out there with them.
Afterward Camo wanted pancakes but we ended up going to Newts for a late pizza. It really was a fun night for everyone.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Hillary Makes The Grade


Hillary Howell aka Armadillo Girl has made the grade at Ole Miss. Tonight she is receiving the Taylor Medal at Ole Miss for her outstanding merits and dedication to the University. A recipient must have a 3.9 average. She has kept a perfect 4.00 all through her college career. Hillary Succeeds! Tonight we are going to put on our finest bib overhauls and polish our boots to go see her receive this wonderful award as she starts her new life.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Bubba's In Green

That's right, Bubba wins the Masters and I can't even get to the golf course. Of course I do know that I can shank a wedge sideways around a tree too.
It was a great tournament and hopefully I can get out this week and hit the ball around. My caddie (Camo) keeps running off with my ball and wants to drive the cart all the time so I may leave her butt at home.
Golf Season has Arrived!

Thursday, April 05, 2012

The Big Shindig


Yes, the big party of the year, the big social event of the season is tonight. This is the night where all the Who's-Whos in Whoville come down and hover at the big glitzy party that Snooky and Mary Lou Williams host at their home each year after the Chamber of Commerce meeting.
Whiskey will flow, secret business deals for us 1% will be made, and there will be plenty of cigars and sleazy women. What a great party!
They have food, music, waiters in white, booze and about anything you could want. They even have valet parking.
All of us Illuminati will be there to plot the takeover of the hunting world. Will see you there!

Monday, April 02, 2012

Kim's Bridge To Nowhere


In the continuing saga of Kim's Folly there is another twist that brings us to swapping the land for a larger piece in a typical middle of nowhere location.
The only holdup is that the property needs a bridge built over a deep ravine that would swallow Cox's Army. In my brilliance I have worked out a deal that might net us not one but possibly two bridges to open up the property for us.
The bridges are all metal and look like you could drive the biggest
bulldozer in the world across them. A new problem is how in the
hell can I get them from Charleston, Ms to the property that is
over 40 miles away?


Should this be Kim's bridge to Nowhere or the Bridge on the River Kim?