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Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Old Timey Aiming Fluid
As promised, the nice bottle Denise bought me when we all visited Marian and went to the bottle show. This is Rex's Kidney and Liver Bitters. Old Scratch will need a few shots of that to make it through deer season.
I firmly believe that peach brandy is a very effective cover scent. We should market it to deer hunters as Old Scratch's Scent killer and aiming fuid. As long as it has camo on the label some deer hunter will buy it. Might have to put some lengthy warnings and disclaimers on it though.
Nice bottle!
ReplyDeleteNot everyday you find a bottle with your name on it! Old Timey Aiming Fluid??????? :)
ReplyDeleteAnd where will this bottle be on display? Good job Denise.
ReplyDeleteaiming fluid is what my friend Old Scratch calls alcoholic beverages used to steady your aim.
ReplyDeletethe best I recollect that stuff did the same thing as Carter's little Farter Starters
ReplyDeleteI firmly believe that peach brandy is a very effective cover scent. We should market it to deer hunters as Old Scratch's Scent killer and aiming fuid. As long as it has camo on the label some deer hunter will buy it. Might have to put some lengthy warnings and disclaimers on it though.
ReplyDeletewe might need a few testimonials on big bucks killed using your new scent cover, oh... ah... see if you can hire some actors for that.
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