Destin, FL> I see that everyone is having a great time teasing me and Thunderhoof. Looks like Jody has done a great job holding the fort while I'm gone.
Me, I'm stuck in Florida. My golf clubs are cursed, I'm low on golf balls, I have sand and ticks all over me and an alligator ate my 4-iron. I've lost so much money that I'm having to cut back on the lap dances and I have been drunk for at least three days.
I'm having a great time!