Thursday, February 28, 2013

Phillip, Hog Bound And Down

Just checked in on Phillip at the Hog Blog. He is East Bound and down.

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Interview With The Hog Blog

As a pure and faithful public servant on reporting only the truth in the news, I recently conducted an interview with Phillip at The Hog Blog. The first thing he wanted to know is if I had any rhinocerous bullets. I said no, I've never even seen a rhinocerous at the Christmas Place. He looked at me blankly and said he was bringing a .270WSM and needed bullets. Supposedly this is a 270 Winchester short Magnum which should at least annoy the hogs as he blasts at them. Then I made the mistake of asking him what did he know about cooking pork. OMG! He said he knew how to cook bacon, make bacon sandwiches, pork sandwiches, pork loin, pork shoulder, pulled pork, BBQ ribs, short ribs, pig jowls and black eye peas, pork chops, hog brains, pickled pig feet, roast hog, fried hog, pork pie, pork ala-mode, grilled pork, hog-eye soup, blah, blah, blah, I told him I was having a heart attack and would see him at camp and hung up. Don't ask him about cooking pork this weekend!

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Super Hog Bullets

So, I go into Wal-Mart to buy some bullets for the hog hunt and they have a new brand on the shelves. HOWITZERS- the thermonuclear device for the serious Hog hunter! I bought two boxes.

Monday, February 25, 2013

Prelude To A Hog Hunt

The pieces are all in place. fields are baited, hogs are running amok, all the hunters are making their plans to be at camp on friday afternoon, Burney has enough food to feed cox's army and it looks like it may turn out to be the best hog hunt ever. Stay tuned as we get day to day updates on the hog situation as it develops. Trent got this man-killer on Saturday.

Thursday, February 21, 2013

HOG DEATH 2013

Things are speeding up and rumour is that the most famous Hog hunter in America is heading to the Christmas Place

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Goodbye Trigger

A great dog and friend has left us, but we will always remember him.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Mardi Gras Valley

Here is a pic of Denise and myself, obviously the King and Queen of the Ball. Camo was not available for comment.

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Prehistoric Trouble

Looking through the secret journal that we discovered at the famous Christmas Place, I found some interesting sketches and information about giant hogs that the secret organization that owned the property had put in the book. According to the old Journal, the very last of the ICE AGE giant hogs were discovered in Borneo and 17 were shipped to Mississippi and the Christmas Place. The hogs stood 6 feet at the shoulder and were about 10 feet long. They were released here for the sportsmen to enjoy along with all the other mysterious creatures they rounded up at the turn of the century.

Friday, February 08, 2013

Damn A Bunch Of Hogs

These pictures were taken in the backyard of the camp. Michael, Spencer and their friend Blake are checking out the way those varmints have destroyed the whole yard. Where the heck is Phillip when we need him?
Hog Camp is the weekend of March 1.

Monday, February 04, 2013

Ground Deer Day

February 2nd is Ground Deer day in the Mississippi delta and especially at the famous Christmas Place. Dad was up on Rattlers' Knob with Thunderhoof early that morning with a bucket of feed for those loathsome big bucks as they emerged from their holes now that deer season is over. You know I am just about tired of him coddling and babying those varmints like they were his Evil sons. Yes both Paul and Trent. So another deer season has passed and Thunderhoof is still wandering around taking it easy without a care in the world. Soon it will be time to look for sheds and if I find one of Thunderhoofs this year I am going to carve a motorcycle out of it. See you soon for the hog hunt!