Friday, April 26, 2013

Hide Your Pets!

Hide your pets, stay indoors, make no noise as Trent takes the Tennessee contingent of Jim and Jack to the camp this week to hunt hogs. There is some debate as it is questioned if they have ever even seen a hog, much less if they could kill one. And what would happen if they drew into close quarters with a pissed off wild hog, someone could get shot and it would probably not be the hog. So stay indoors this weekend and lay low. hopefully this too shall pass.

Monday, April 22, 2013

Water Valley Artsy Area Home For Sale

This 1700 sf home located in the thriving so-called "artsy" area of Water Valley is for sale by your friendly neighborhod blogger (ME)  High ceilings, hardwood floors, very cute $58,000 call me 662-473-2499

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

How To Make a Pork Sandwich

Tim Crosby says "Start with one hog add 2 slices of bread."
These Alabama people always have to start big.
Notice the hunting attire

Monday, April 15, 2013

Texas, Schmexas

they've got nothing on the crawfish Burney brought to the camp last weekend. Here he is measuring it against his phone.

Thursday, April 11, 2013

A Rainy Masters

Thank God! My invitation has been lost in the mail again this year and I am still looking for it. It would also help if I could find my damn golf clubs. Where is that worthless dog?

Monday, April 08, 2013

Riding Bulls With Camo

Camo, Denise and I went to the Rodeo in Coffeeville this past weekend. We couldn't stay long, Camo hates a damn bull. This was basically a bullriding competition and I was trying to bet on who got killed first but there were no betting booths. Needless to say there was much mayhem, and stomping and riders getting thrown pell-mell all over the place which fired up the crowd. Several guys made it for 8 seconds and several guys got thrown so far they did not come down for 8 seconds. It was a fun event and over 500 hundred people crammed the little multi-purpose building to watch.
My evil brother, no Trent, used his evil lawyer ways to blackmail me into buying a banner for the event and it turned out pretty good if I do say so myself. Camo gave it 2 paws up! Here I am getting some use out of Dad and Trent!

Wednesday, April 03, 2013

Deer Camp Apocalypse

You think the famous Christmas Place has problems with wild, hogs, bad deerses, awful slinking creatures in the night, wild bigfeet terrorizing everyone and alien spaceships zooming around night and day beaming people all over the place. Well, when the Zombie War starts, that will be nothing. Get ready for WORLD WAR Z.