Thursday, December 17, 2020

Paul Howell Strikes

As usual Satan strikes like a snake and gets the first really big deer of the year

Wednesday, December 09, 2020

Success for the Early Season

Josh got a nice 10 pt and Mark got this 8 pt Congratulations!

Thursday, November 19, 2020

Getting Ready for Deer Season 2020

I went out and shot my rifle yesterday. I shot at an old barn and hit it 2 out of 3 times, I should be good to go! Another thing is that I have left false trails, videos, fake tracks, and fake hooks in a spot to throw my evil brothers, Satan and Beezelbub, off of where I am really going to hunt. It starts this weekend Good Luck everyone!

Thursday, October 29, 2020

Squirrel Camp 2020

I just talked to my evil brother (no the other one) Satan. He was pulling out of his driveway in Gulfport after the Hurricane heading to camp. The coast has no water, no electricity and half the roads are blocked, but this did not deter him from heading North. He even managed to ignore the continuous beating on the drivers side window and curses hurled at him for 5 blocks before he could get rid of his devoted wife, Wanda. Isn't 2020 great. It is Squirrel Camp Week so get ready.

Tuesday, September 08, 2020

Alligator Camp?

Burney invited a bunch of friends down for the very first Christmas Place Alligator Hunt. They got 2 gators and a wild time trying to catch them

Monday, June 15, 2020

Where Have You Been?

This should help you understand- "Six Functions of a Dollar"
shoot me.

Tuesday, April 28, 2020

Working Through The Pandemic

Trent went to camp last weekend to screw around and hunt a little bit. Bill Hart went with him but he was serious. He was going to blast a hog no matter what. Hard work and patience rewarded him as he got two hogs. Some people are still working during this virus shutdown.

Thursday, March 19, 2020

Gar Holes and Good Friends

Last weekend was the opener for turkey season at the famous and virus free Christmas Place.
My brother had a big crew of all his best friends down for the hunt and everyone had a great time.
Paul strategically placed them around the property to hunt while he just wandered to someplace in the woods to watch nature and enjoy the outdoors. None of his friends killed a turkey, They did hear turkeys gobbling though and guess where. Exactly where Paul was sitting. How bizarre and completely expected from the rest of the camp members. BLAM! Paul put this nice gobbler down and was back at the camp in no time to greet his weary friends back from the gar holes he had placed them all in.

Thursday, March 05, 2020

Hog Hunt 2020

The famous Christmas Place was bustling with activity as all our guests began arriving for the big hunt last weekend. We had the Minnesota boys, Paul and his crew of crooked shooters, My brother Wandering James, Matt the banker, Marko Hoggo and a slew of others there to kill a hog. Burney has been baiting them for 3 weeks and everything looked great.
The weather was the best it has ever been and we spent almost all of our time out around a campfire telling lies, reminiscing about old times and imbibing in spirits
Matt came through with a fine hog off Joe's Stand.

The Minnesota connection did not get a hog but we got their picture

Tuesday, February 25, 2020

Sorry For Not Writing

Well, I've been busying. It s hard to run a crooked real estate company and blog too. Now that the horrible, ugly no-good, rotten deer season is over, maybe I can write a few lines on the screwed up hunts we had.
Now that my evil brother, no Trent, has won his Judges election, I am way too busy listening to people come in who want me to fix tickets or get them out of a jam even though I swear to them I can't help them. There seems to be a lot of money in this but I digress...........
Here is a pic of Trent with his solid oak and gold inlaid gavel.

Monday, February 03, 2020

The Doe That Ate Tokyo

It's been a slow year but do I really have to listen to how big a doe he killed

Stuart Allen with his monstrous 150 lb. doe

Tuesday, January 14, 2020

Baby Willow Has Arrived

This Saturday while I was desperately trying to kill a damn deer, baby Willow arrived to show me that getting a deer was not as important as I thought. My daughter, Sarah, had the baby on her own birthday. That should be easy to remember. We are heading to South Carolina to see her ASAP.
Now remember, baby Willow will probably be the only decent deer hunter in the new crop of kids we have, so it is important you send hunting stuff now.
New boots size 11
.270 bullets
camo clothing men's large
new grunt call
etc etc- boy will she be happy!

Thursday, January 02, 2020

I Got My Dear

December 23, 2019