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Thursday, January 26, 2012

Will Thunderhoof Escape (Again)?

The end of deer season is upon us and that damn stupid deer is still roaming the hills laughing at us. I have hardly seen that evil creature all winter but He did use his horns to knock down my treestand once this year (ha-ha real funny) and several times I heard him munching acorns just outside of my vision. (sounded like a gravel truck) I really need to put a bullet in his hide before deer season ends or I will have to put up with his hijinks all summer (again).
While I am fishing, he will come up and want to eat my peanut butter sandwiches, or just swim lazy circles around my boat. He will follow me around in the woods poking me with his antlers or racing my 4-wheeler every chance he gets. It is terribly disconcerting to have a deer the size of a moose staring in the window when you are trying to sleep. Then he and Camo have to race around the camp at all hours of the damn night playing tag, and Dad just babies him, gives him pecans, and milk duds, even having burping contests and Dad encourages him to harrass me and thinks it's funny.
I don't know if I can take another year of that varmint.

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At 8:56 PM, Blogger Marian Love Phillips said...

You know you can't live without him!! ;)

 
At 3:58 PM, Blogger Lindsj√∂ taxar said...

Our hunting season for roes with dogs are ending now. We cant use the last weekend because of the sow. It is 15 cm snow and thats to much and to heavy to work in for our dachshunds. Now we can hunt fos, hare and moose calves.

 

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