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Thursday, June 24, 2010

The Replacement Hunter

"Old hunters never die,
they just disappear into the woods"

Forget that, dad is in Jackson recovering after successful knee surgery. His knees are just worn out and he had his repaired, replaced and completely redone. I told him that he didn't look any taller.
Dad is not one to sit still, so I give the doctors in Jackson two days before he drives them crazy. He also doesn't much care for a gown that leaves your booty hanging out.
His number at the hospital is 601-968-5049. He can't hear very well, so speak up and tell him to quit lying around on his duff and get back to work.
If you are going through Jackson and see a crazy man with a limp running north on I-55 wearing a gown with his booty flashing in the breeze; stop and pick him up. It will be Dad escaping from the hospital.

2 Comments:

At 11:59 AM, Blogger CDGardens said...

I would like to wish your dad a Speedy Recovery!

 
At 2:28 PM, Blogger Marian Love Phillips said...

Rex - Bob and I just talked to your Dad and he was very happy to hear from us. He also said Dorothy was there and she's taking good care of him! ;)

 

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