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Thursday, June 26, 2008

More Cruise Tips From Paul

At the beach, always put your gross white body close to your daughters. This keeps them from (a) meeting anyone (b) having any fun and (c) also embarasses them to death.

5 Comments:

At 9:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cool Farmers tan from the work weekend! I hope the girls can escape and have some fun! - kj

 
At 10:08 AM, Blogger SimplyOutdoors said...

Now that is freaking hysterical. When my daughter reaches that age I'm going to keep that in mind.

 
At 10:11 AM, Blogger The Hunter's Wife said...

He should take his shoes off as well before his white body is red and feet end up white.

 
At 10:50 AM, Blogger Marian Love Phillips said...

Look at killer Paul...grinning from ear to ear!!! :)

 
At 11:06 AM, Blogger Tom Sorenson said...

Now that, my friend, is just hilarious! Sage advice - I'll have to hang on to that info in case I have teenage girls someday.

 

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