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Thursday, June 26, 2008
More Cruise Tips From Paul
At the beach, always put your gross white body close to your daughters. This keeps them from (a) meeting anyone (b) having any fun and (c) also embarasses them to death.
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Cool Farmers tan from the work weekend! I hope the girls can escape and have some fun! - kj
5 comments:
Cool Farmers tan from the work weekend! I hope the girls can escape and have some fun! - kj
Now that is freaking hysterical. When my daughter reaches that age I'm going to keep that in mind.
He should take his shoes off as well before his white body is red and feet end up white.
Look at killer Paul...grinning from ear to ear!!! :)
Now that, my friend, is just hilarious! Sage advice - I'll have to hang on to that info in case I have teenage girls someday.
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