Bevo Day

Today is a state holiday here in Mississippi as most of the people here are still drunk from the aftermath of the game played between the Ole Miss Rebels and the Texas Longhorns, which our beloved and humble Rebels dominated and beat the crap out of those guys 44-23.
When the bus came through there was a massive set of longhorns attached to the front of the bus and amid the party noise you could smell juicy steak being grilled for all. It is not everyday you put a whooping on Texas. The Texas mascot "Bevo", the giant longhorn, was unavailable for comment.
GO REBS!