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Friday, January 22, 2010

Hog Camp ??

This weekend I am heading to camp with the objective of blasting a hog. This has gone on far too long and I am about to Phillip those SOB's.
If Denise comes we ought to have double action.
Camo is coming because she hates every animal that walks, crawls or flys down there.
David Hyde will be there to drink and uhhh... shoot a hog.
Mark will be there because he has an undying hatred for those porcine varmints.
Spencer will be there to blast Trents' big buck.
Paul and Michael are coming because, hey.. it is still hunting season.
Trent will be there to.... I have no idea why he is coming, all the big ones are dead. Trigger will have to console him now that his BFF Bob is not coming.
Will update you when we get back.

3 Comments:

At 10:48 AM, Blogger NorCal Cazadora said...

YES! Hog hunting rocks. Can't wait to see the tales that spin out of this endeavor!

 
At 8:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep on posting such themes. I love to read stories like that. By the way add more pics :)

 
At 7:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any chance you could mistake a HOG for a
Harley
Owners
Group ? ;-)

 

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