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Friday, February 24, 2012

Last Hog Update


Burney slipped into camp yesterday and I just got a call from him. Dad, Chris and Burney are trapped in the laundry room at camp surrounded by crazed wild hogs and are low on bullets. The hogs were gouging the door with their tusks as they frantically tried to keep them out. He asked me to bring more bullets and whiskey.

9 Comments:

At 11:22 AM, Blogger vicomtesse said...

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At 12:33 PM, Blogger vicomtesse said...

My previous comment was in error. Obviously the parachutists are going in today. I knew something wasn't right. Still I expect this job requires more than mere bullets, don't you think so....

 
At 1:43 PM, Blogger Editor said...

that's why we need the whiskey!

 
At 2:11 PM, Blogger vicomtesse said...

ROFL!!!!

Seriously, I need a boar's head for the wall... I'd love two but hub probably wouldn't splurge. Is this in the realm of possibilities? I'm thinking with the whiskey probably not...but just in case - cost appreciated.

 
At 6:05 AM, Blogger Lindsjö taxar said...

Is it real that the hogs is going crazy? Here in Sweden they are very shy and difficult to find. You have to hunt them with a dog when it´s allowed. Other time of the year we feed them and stalking during the night.

 
At 10:17 AM, Blogger Editor said...

Linda, work with me here, a little building up of the hunt to get everyone excited about Hog Camp

 
At 6:51 PM, Anonymous ungren said...

Them hogs where just plain mean they wanted to eat us up! Thank goodness trigger came in and saved the day and we were able to get to the wiskey

 
At 11:35 AM, Anonymous Deer hunting blind said...

This is one of the craziest hog stories have heard. I hope all in this story were safe, and the hogs were taken care of.

 
At 12:09 PM, Blogger spike said...

More whiskey and bullets, now that's funny. I don't care who you are, that's funny right there. I shot a boar in Texas at www.peartreegameranch.com , mean little sucker. He sure turned into some delicious bacon, mmmmm.

 

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