Boy, that tractor sure was putting out a lot of smoke for some reason. He stopped, opened the hood and peeped in. He had no idea what he was looking at or for. Boy, that tractor sure is smoking a lot. He went back to cutting, and soon he had to stand up to see through the smoke. Boy, that was a lot of smoke. Suddenly an idea occurred to him that maybe, just maybe there might be a problem. A ball of fire 10 feet high erupted from underneath the fuel tank.
With lightning reflexes Trent tried to slam the gas lever up to stop the tractor. He slammed it the wrong way. The tractor took off leaving fire and burning tractor parts scattered in it's wake. As Trent jumped, the realization hit that a 12 foot disc was being pulled right behind the tractor, hell it was on fire too! In mid-air Trent did the cat move, hit rolled and escaped. He sat up only to watch the tractor hauling booty across the field as it burned uncontrollably. Finally, the fuel lines burned through and the tractor eased to a stop. A wall of fire devoured it as Trent sat there watching in amazement. He thought "Boy, that's a lot of smoke."
The moral of this story is simple. Never let a damn lawyer drive the tractor.
16 comments:
He'll never live this one down, huh?
Don't even let him near a chain saw
Glad to hear he figured out what all the smoke was about before he became apart of it. Up in smoke, POOF! ;)
Great,just great Rex now I'll for sure have to do all the cutting on Jimmy's land as well.
Davin
So when's your court date for the litigation, and how much is he gonna take you for?
Seriously, glad he wasn't hurt, and happy that didn't happen out here. Half the state would've gone up in flames!
Classic story. Ditto on what Phillip said.
Goodness. I'm glad he's o.k.
Wow. Now that is a bad day.
I'd be careful. He is a lawyer after all and might be able to turn this around on you and it your fault....and make you liable):):):):
So is he planting the fields by hand? Plowing with horse and plow?
Just sayin'...
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