Friday, September 25, 2009

Bad Day At Black Rock


Needless to say it is still raining. It always rains on the unloved. No, I do not want to talk about it. I am still so mad I could spit in a wild hog's eye.
Yes, I am going to camp, will probably drown.
no planting, no disking, no doing crap.
Think I will drink all weekend.

3 comments:

KeesKennis said...

You said: People think I drink a lot.

TRUE ? some deer years ago.

And now this.

The drunken DeerMaster from BeerCrampLog got into big troubles when he tried to float his small tractor and trailer on a BIG lake that formed on his corn fields.

He is so lucky that a big fat overgrown deer let him climb onto his back and upon the the promise to "Nevah hahm Hihm", the big fat overgrown deer set Rex down on his lawn.
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Do you think Rex will keep his promise?

Editor said...

true..
where is a good baboon when you really just need to drink, sit and talk?
as for that deer.....

Phillip said...

Sounds like time for a remake of the old Merle Haggard tune!