That stupid groundhog needs to get his priorities straight. I don't think we can take another six weeks of winter. The Mailman says a hog is a hog period. Phil would be well served not to show his face at the famous Christmas Place.
Meanwhile on Rattlers' Knob, Dad blew his grunt call and rattled this morning, and all the big bucks peeped out, looked around and did not spot any orange hunting vests. They quickly scampered out of their holes and ran amok all over the property.