Friday, April 08, 2011
Honey Pecans
a recent note from my brother James says that running a pecan business in Arkansas is extremely hard. Every squirrel, turkey, rabbit, deer or other varmint in the State of Arkansas is feasting on his pecans. They can't stay ahead of them. There is only one way to get rid of the critters. Gonna sting every one that dares tromp across their orchards. That will teach them a lesson.
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Why, you're in luck. I just happen to be a Professional Turkey and Deer Eradication Specialist (Bear Murren, M.D., P.T.D.E.S). My fees aren't cheap though.... I require fuel money from PA and must have someone provided to sleep with my boss and satiate her desires so she doesn't notice my absence for at least a month! I can supply my own tent, beer, firearms and ammunition. Deal?:)
I have my own boss and sure don't need another one so we are going to have to renegotiate.
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