Monday, April 07, 2008
Et Tu Turk!!!
Smoking Feathers, MS> Hershel Howell, famed golfer, turkey murderer and gardener returned from the famous Christmas Place with the news that he had blasted another big gobbler. This was a twin to the first one at 18lbs and a 9 and 3/4 inch beard.
Jeez! Did I mention he is 82 and hasn't heard a turkey gobble this year. Hello? Othmar?
In related news Paul (Bloody) Howell and his minion, Michael let another turkey escape as they were screwing around on their stand. Hello? Moose?
Hope everyone had a great weekend and I will see you all at the Masters. Hello?Sorry, I had a brain freeze.