Deer Camp Blog- the outdoor column of The Bodock Times- (a satirical periodical) Humor and Hunting at the famous Christmas Place Plantation Hunting Club on the edge of the Mississippi Delta
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Turkey Turmoil
This past weekend I sent my best hunter down to the famous Christmas Place to do something about the over-population of turkeys there. I am tired of those gigantic gobblers eating up my food plots, chasing away my deer, gobbling and waking people up every morning, and in general being a damn nuisance.
Dad set out to blast a turkey and put himself in a good position. Damn gobblers were all around him gobbling and tearing the woods up, but none would come into his sights. What is the problem? I don't know either.
Maybe we need an absolute turkey killer on the job. Any suggestions?
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