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Monday, December 03, 2007

Mule Murderer Strikes Again

Bloodbath, MS> The infamous, conniving and evil Paul Howell who is also known as the evil Dr. Mule, Mule Killer, and Old Greedy Mule has struck again.
Paul figured a way to get into the backside of Rex's honey-hole this weekend and of course the big buck walked right up to him as usual. BLAM!!! His muzzleloader belched out a sheet of flame and death and the huge 235 lb. monster hit the deck. It took 4 or 5 people to get that SOB out. Of course, they destroyed the whole area getting it out. So much for the Mountain.
The gigantic monster had a 17 1/2 inch inside spread and was very heavy. A great deer for the damn bloody Mule Killer. In related news Mark Stewart blasted a doe with his new 45/70, Trent took a doe out and Terry Cutrere got a doe too.
I am going home to lick my wounds and plot revenge.

Dr. Mule, Burney and Paul Jones enjoying a great night

15 Comments:

At 1:09 PM, Blogger Marian said...

Congrats to Paul "Mule Murderer" again...You will soon get the big one Rex...just hang in there...or I will! LOL :)

 
At 4:55 PM, Anonymous Matt said...

What Marian said!

 
At 6:44 PM, Anonymous Phillip said...

So, when I visit Christmas Place, I wanna be guided by Paul.

I'll still visit with ya, Rex...

 
At 11:38 PM, Blogger NorCal Cazadora said...

Oh Rex, don't feel bad, he probably soaks his clothes in estrus. Ew.

 
At 7:00 AM, Anonymous deerPhD said...

Rex, You'll get him. By the way, I think Thunderhoof may have been harvested. Of course, I don't know nearly as much about his as you, but Tom Remington seems to have a photo of a hunter with Thunderhoof...who knows???

 
At 9:11 AM, Blogger GUYK said...

hmmmm, I ain't gonna say a damn thing...I don't want to put any pressure on you..but ya know, a dry doe is pretty good eating?

 
At 9:25 AM, Blogger Editor said...

sorry, GuyK we have plenty of does and you could shoot them by the truckload. NO, this is all about antlers. Isn't sibling rivalry great.

 
At 10:02 AM, Blogger SimplyOutdoors said...

Ahhh..sibling rivalry. The fact is though, that I tend to lose my sibling rivalries with my bro. He out fishes and out hunts me all the time. Oh well. I got the brains! hehe.

 
At 11:31 AM, Blogger The Hunters Wife said...

Poor Rex! But Mark is waiting for big buck too this year.

 
At 2:20 PM, Anonymous Old Scratch said...

Rex, its just so nice to see somebody as nice as Paul be so successful. That was one huge deer.

 
At 2:58 PM, Blogger Editor said...

I think I am going to puke.

 
At 3:53 PM, Anonymous Mrs. Scratch said...

Hey Rex, I let a 7 point walk this morning - the rack wasn't wide enough. It would have been close to 200 lbs. Perhaps you can hang around me (or Paul, or Trent) and MAYBE get a shot.

 
At 7:29 AM, Blogger Davin said...

It's ok Rex,their is a big doe out there waiting for you. I think you're really a Lammey,we have a spot open for you in our cabin in Abeville.The adults don't kill many deer but we do solve many of the worlds problems around the evening campfire or poker table!
Davin

 
At 7:56 AM, Anonymous Jon said...

Was this "Bloody Horns" that he shot?

Rex, my Granddaughter and I saw 13 does a week ago from my "Scaffold Blind". If you need to shoot one, I'll save one for you.

 
At 4:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

sicko...killing animals like that.
Paul the murderer shuld be the one shot and hung by the legs...bastard.

 

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