MISSING BRAIN, MS> THE CHILDREN AT THE CHRISTMAS PLACE HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED BY AN EVIL SCIENTIST OVER THE HOLIDAYS. THE MAD MAN KNOWN ONLY AS DOCTOR MULE HAS MADE THEM BELIEVE THAT HE IS THE GREATEST HUNTER IN THE WORLD.
THEY ASK DUMB QUESTIONS SUCH AS WHEN SARAH ASKED HER DAD “WHY CAN’T YOU KILL A GIANT MULE LIKE OUR ILLUSTRIOUS LEADER”
AND SPENCER NOW ONLY WANTS TO HUNT WITH DR. MULE. EVEN THE SMALLEST ONE, ERIN SITS BY THE POLE WAITING FOR THE EVIL DOCTOR TO RETURN.
THE DOCTORS OWN CHILDREN HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED SO LONG THAT THEY WALK AROUND IN A ZOMBIE STATE REPEATING “ LET DAD SHOOT OUR DEER, LET DAD SHOOT OUR DEER. HIS EVIL LAUGHTER IS EVERYWHERE. IS THERE NO MAN OUT THERE TO STOP THIS EVIL GENIUS? DR. MULE SAID “I GET TO KILL ALL THE MULES, PLUS THE CHICKS THINK I’M HOT” HIS POOR SUFFERING WIFE SAID (IN HER ZOMBIE STATE) “ ALL MAN, GREAT HUNTER, HE’S MY MULE MAN.”MEMBERS HAVE FLED TO THE INDIAN MOUND TO HIDE AND HUNT IN PEACE.
GREG JONES ANXIOUSLY WRUNG HIS HANDS AND WAITED FOR DR. MULE TO SHOOT A DOE FOR HIM.
PAUL HOWELL, SUSPECTED EVIL DOCTOR AND SHOCK THERAPY CANDIDATE, WAS SEEN SMIRKING ALL THE WAY TO THE BOX FIELD.
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