Deer Camp Reader

Deer Reader, Deer Reader,
You won't believe this.
I write like a genius, can't get me no hits!
I hide in my room all the day long,
writing an epic, a best-selling book.
I swear I'm a genius, please give me a look
signed- Crider
Deer Crider, Deer Crider,
You have no complaint.
You are what you are, and you ain't what you ain't.
so listen up Buster, and listen up good
stop writing like Phillip and knocking on wood.