GRIPES, MS> AFTER A DULL AND UNPRODUCTIVE DEER SEASON, COMPLAINTS HAVE RECENTLY SURFACE AT THE HUNGRY CHRISTMAS PLACE TURKEY CLUB. MANY MEMBERS HAVE SURFACED WITH HORROR STORIES OF MISTREATMENT.
TRENT- I HAVE TO WORK ALL THE TIME AND NEVER GET A CHANCE TO SCOUT LIKE PAUL.
THEY KILLED ALL THE DEER LAST YEAR AND I DIDN’T EVEN GET TO HUNT. THERE IS A DOG IN THE CAMP, REX SMOKES, THERE'S TOO MANY GUEST AND IT RAINS ALL THE TIME. THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY TURKEYS EATING UP THE FOOD PLOTS. NO MORE ROUTINE BUCKS!
PAUL- I NEVER GET TO HUNT OR SCOUT LIKE TRENT. THEY KEEP GETTING ALL THE GOOD SPOTS AND BURNEY HAS WOUNDED ALL THE DEER. I ALSO HAVE TO TAKE THAT BRAT OF MINE HUNTING TOO. IT’S RAINING AND DAD MAKES ME WORK ALL THE TIME. MY CHILDREN TORE UP THE VACUUM CLEANER AND I HAVE TO WORK ON THAT TOO. PLUS, THEY KILL ALL THESE LITTLE DEER. NO MORE ROUTINE 8 OR 10 POINTS!
HERSHEL- DAMN LAZY SLACKERS, WHY DON'T YOU ALL SHUT UP SO I CAN HEAR?!
MARK- REBELS, REBELS YADA, YADA, YADA, KIDS, GREEDY LAWYERS, YADA, YADA, YADA
REX- EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL
MICHAEL- I'M TIRED OF DAD MAKING ME HUNT WITH HIM, BRING ON THE TURKEYS!
SPENCER- I GOT A DEER, WHY CAN'T I SHOOT THUNDERHOOF?
BURNEY- I HAVE TO WORK, UNLIKE TRENT AND PAUL WHO ALWAYS HOG THE BEST SPOTS. THERE IS ONLY ONE DEER ON THE PLACE AND I HAVE SO MANY ARROWS IN IT THAT MY ARM HURTS FROM SHOOTING. THAT SLAVE DRIVER, HERSHEL, WON’T GIVE ME 5 MINUTES TO HUNT ANYWAY.
BOBBY- IT’S WARM BY THE FIRE. REX,BRING IN SOME WOOD!
JONES- WILL SOMEONE PLEASE SHOOT A DOE FOR ME?
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