Deer Camp Blog- the outdoor column of The Bodock Times- (a satirical periodical) Humor and Hunting at the famous Christmas Place Plantation Hunting Club on the edge of the Mississippi Delta
Friday, April 28, 2006
Golf Camp Taking Shape
Wicked Slice, MS> Golf Camp at the famous Christmas Place Double Bogey Ranch is taking shape. We now have 8 people for the grueling golf marathon in the Mississippi Delta. We are leaving May 5 (Cinco de Mayo) in case it makes a damn, at noon.
If you are a golfer, send us a pic of your swing!
Those going are:
Trent Howell- our host and a solid duck hook kind of guy
Joe Black- long knocker, beer drinker and uninteresting talker
Barry Weeks- slow walker, slow player and big slicer
Paul Howell- (Homerun) forget the score, how much a hole?
Rex Howell- putter yips and duck hooks
Greg Jones- another long knocker expected to play like a dog
Pete Smith- the run up approach
Bebo Howell- Oxford pro who seems to have a chink in his armor right now
A lot of beer, Ezra Brooks whisky, steak, fellowship, a roaring campfire, bets!, teams, bragging rights, gamesmanship, outright lies, good food and a lot of fun golf.
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