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Deer Camp Blog- the outdoor column of The Bodock Times- (a satirical periodical) Humor and Hunting at the famous Christmas Place Plantation Hunting Club on the edge of the Mississippi Delta

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Monday, April 03, 2006

STORM TROOPS SEIZE DELTA


GERMANY, MS> HUNTERS AT THE MULE SHOOTING PRESERVE IN THE DELTA KNOWN AS THE CHRISTMAS PLACE WERE ASTONISHED TO FIND ELITE STORM TROOPERS MARCHING AT THEIR CAMP THIS WEEK.
THEIR LEADER, KNOWN AS FUEHRER HOWELL SAID “THESE ARE THE MULE TROOPERS "AS HE LED ALL THE CHILDREN AROUND THE YARD IN GOOSE STEP RHYTHM. THE FUEHRER SAID “THEY CAN BE CALLED OUT AT A MOMENTS NOTICE TO GO RETRIEVE ONE OF MY BIG MULES AFTER I BLAST IT”
HE ALSO SAID "I LOVE IT WHEN A MULE PLAN COMES TOGETHER"
THE TROOPS OF SARAH, SPENCER, ERIN, HILLARY, HAILEY, KATIE, AUSTIN AND MICHAEL WERE GOOSE STEPPING ALL OVER THE PLACE SINGING.
"ICH, NOCH, BIN BULE
IF YOU WANT TO LEARN TO RULE
BIC, ZIN, RHE, NULE
COME AND WATCH ME SHOOT A MULE!
SOUND OFF!
1,2,3--- MULE!"
MOST MEMBERS WERE TOO BUSY VOMITING TO WATCH ANY MORE AS PAUL PREPARED FOR ANOTHER DEER KILLING SPREE.

2 Comments:

At 9:08 PM, Anonymous bnavigator said...

I don't like to see the Nazis protrayed in a comic sense. As a group the Nazis were mass murderers. Not too funny. Regards, The Editors Girlfriend ( who just happens to be Jewish)

 
At 2:05 AM, Anonymous bnavigator said...

Oops..make that portrayed.

 

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