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Thursday, July 03, 2008

Perfectville Dog

In Perfectville, I have a perfect dog. This dog wakes me every morning at 6 o'clock no matter if I want to get up or not. What a great alarm clock! After I stagger out of bed, she is eager to bring me pieces of my slippers and when I let her out of the house, she always brings me at least half a page of the shredded newspaper.
And barking, that dog can bark!
She likes to slip up behind you and bark as loud as she can, especially early in the morning as I move into the den with my first cup of coffee.
She barks at all those invisible things inside and outside the house too.
She likes to keep you alert.
She guards the house too. We have not had an elephant or bear come in our yard since we got her. Camo doesn't like a lot of animals. She hates squirrels, rabbits, deer, cats, possums, rabbits, coons, turtles and most other animals she can smell or see.
She has to ride in the front seat to help with navigation, and she bites me if Denise and I get too cozy.
Yep, Ebay is the place for her, I take checks.
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At 12:48 PM, Blogger Tom Sorenson said...

Wanna trade? It sounds like I've got a perfect dog too.

At 1:38 PM, Anonymous Phillip said...

Sounds like the perfect mutt, no doubt about it. I could use her to keep the elephants out of my house, though...

At 2:23 PM, Anonymous Matt said...

And I thought I was the only person with a perfect dog.

I can still hear my son crying in the background when my wife called me this morning to tell the me the dog had killed a baby bird!

What fun!

At 11:40 AM, Blogger NorCal Cazadora said...

Now I see what I'm missing, what with only two cats in the house. Woe is me!

At 8:19 AM, Blogger CDGardens said...

What more could you ask for? Camo has everything under control. ;)

At 1:59 PM, Blogger Blessed said...

I'm sure you must have my dog confused with your dog...

At 1:59 PM, Blogger GUYK said...

she just needs to get run over by a four wheeler one more time and she will be okay

At 4:29 PM, Blogger Editor said...

glad to know that everyone else has dog problems too.

At 11:26 AM, Blogger SimplyOutdoors said...

I think that sounds like EVERY dog, including my own.


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