Mooville, MS> Whatever happened to Greg "Old Scratch" Jones? Is he in hiding, prison, or lost in a parking lot somewhere? No. Old scratch has made an investment, and is busy watching it at every moment.Mr. Jones has bought eight cows. I guess he is now a cattleman.
Now to work this huge herd of cattle requires a lot of patience and you get this knowledge from the cows themselves. This is how you do it.
Go out to your pasture and count the cows each day. If you can not count to eight on your fingers, you may have to take your shoes off.
Then you find a nice tall fence post and put your chin on it. This way you can relax till 4 o'clock in the afternon when you have to count the cows again. A lot of beer helps this time consuming task easier.
I know everyone will be worried that Old Scratch is working himself to death with his large cattle herd, but don't. Just think of the big money those cattlemen make.
7 comments:
You've been snooping around my secret cattle operation, I regognize that cow and that tree. I guess I must come clean about my secret cross breeding experiments to create a monster docile deer now.
Look who's cow blogging! :)
She is a pretty cow isn't she.
Looks like you had fun on the 4th, looks like that cow enjoys that tree.
cow also blogs , good to see that .
WOW a white face white tail..Paul, you had better put a international orange vest on those cows come fall..somebody will have them field dressed and in the back of a John Deere tote goat..with a tag in their ear
Paul better not be shooting at my cows this fall,my back is still hurting from carrying him around the golf course the other day.
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