MISS MANNERS SQUIRREL CAMP ETIQUETTE

RULES OF ETIQUETTE FOR HUNTERS 10/14/2006

1. DO NOT GET DRUNK AND LET YOUR FACE FALL IN YOUR STEW. IT IS GROSS AND YOU WILL DROWN
2.NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO SEE A BIG BUCK WHILE SQUIRREL HUNTING, PRETEND IT IS NOT THERE, REPORT TO ME IN PRIVATE.
3.DO NOT GET DRUNK AND FALL IN FIRE.
4.DO NOT GET DRUNK AND FALL ON GUY DALE OR BOBBY. BOBBY HAS A CANE AND GUY DALE IS FASTER THAN HE LOOKS
5. BLACK SQUIRRELS COUNT DOUBLE
6. MAKE JOE NEWMAN FEEL AT HOME, YOU CAN FALL ON HIM
7 EVERYONE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR SAM
8. CLOTHES MUST BE WORN AT MEALS
9. EVERYONE MUST HATE ALABAMA
10. SOMEONE MUST BE SOBER ENOUGH TO FIND GREG JONES IN THE WOODS.
11. SOMEONE MUST BE SOBER ENOUGH TO LEAVE PAUL IN THE WOODS.
12. REMEMBER THAT THE BODOCK TIMES ONLY TELLS THE TRUTH. ALL ACTIVITIES WILL BE REPORTED IN THE NEXT EDITION
13. MAKE BAXTER FEEL WELCOME, ONLY TALK ABOUT HIM WHEN HE IS IN ANOTHER ROOM.
14. BRAG ON HERSHELS COOKING, MOST PEOPLE NEVER GET SQUIRREL HEAD SOUP.
15. IF PAUL GETS BITTEN BY A SNAKE, TRY NOT TO LAUGH.
16. CONDUCT YOURSELVES LIKE PEOPLE WE REALLY DON’T KNOW.
17. FINALLY, THE PERSON TAKING THE MOST SQUIRRELS WILL BE REMEMBERED AS THE HERO OF THE CAMP WITH THEIR PICTURE IN THE BODOCK TIMES!