Stalked By A Mad Deer

Yes, it is true. I did not see the nasty varmint, but he disrupted the Carnival with his antics all weekend. Everywhere I went there were pictures and drawings of the gigantic nuisance. When I asked where he was the answer would be "Oh, he just left with some beautiful blonde" or "I just saw him dancing over in the street with 4 or 5 women." For some reason women just love his sorry butt. I kept looking for him but he is an elusive critter. I heard him laugh and looked around several times but he slipped away through the crowds. Here is an example of what I had to put up with.