Friday, August 18, 2006


Lonesome Dove, MS> The annual dove shoot is set for Saturday September 2, 2006. Burney Howell (cook) is in charge again this year. He waved his arms and said "there's millions of doves this year" as the last dove in six counties flew away to greener pastures. The famous Christmas Place Fowlers Club is ecstatic. Paul (no wheels) Howell said "Great! another damn work weekend" Members are oiling up their shooting irons for the onslaught which should be over by good daylight. Hershel (Rockefeller) Howell said "Just don't shoot the oil derricks" and "If we don't kill enough doves, I'll spring for pizza again!" Discouraged members are sure this dove hunt will be as good as the last one.

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