Deer Camp Blog- the outdoor column of The Bodock Times- (a satirical periodical) Humor and Hunting at the famous Christmas Place Plantation Hunting Club on the edge of the Mississippi Delta
Friday, August 18, 2006
DOVE HUNT SET FOR SEPT 2
Lonesome Dove, MS> The annual dove shoot is set for Saturday September 2, 2006. Burney Howell (cook) is in charge again this year. He waved his arms and said "there's millions of doves this year" as the last dove in six counties flew away to greener pastures. The famous Christmas Place Fowlers Club is ecstatic. Paul (no wheels) Howell said "Great! another damn work weekend" Members are oiling up their shooting irons for the onslaught which should be over by good daylight. Hershel (Rockefeller) Howell said "Just don't shoot the oil derricks" and "If we don't kill enough doves, I'll spring for pizza again!" Discouraged members are sure this dove hunt will be as good as the last one.
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