Birdyville,FL> Mark "The Shark" Larson and Bill "Birdy Man" Howard email me every day. They are getting ready for their big golf war against my brother, Paul "ShankDog" Howell (the conniving lawyer). They are bragging about how much money they are going to win this weekend and how pitiful a golfer Paul is. They have a good chance to win as long as Paul does not keep score.Of course, to his credit, he has a way of making a birdie at the strangest times. It should be a fun war.