Monday, February 19, 2007

Golf Wars

Birdyville,FL> Mark "The Shark" Larson and Bill "Birdy Man" Howard email me every day. They are getting ready for their big golf war against my brother, Paul "ShankDog" Howell (the conniving lawyer). They are bragging about how much money they are going to win this weekend and how pitiful a golfer Paul is. They have a good chance to win as long as Paul does not keep score.Of course, to his credit, he has a way of making a birdie at the strangest times. It should be a fun war.


mark larson said...

well rex, we start the week off with a friggin' howell winning on the tour, and it wasn't paul. your cousin charles III. not a good omen for me. maybe he and howard will be so worried about each other, they will forget about me. hold a spot for photos. crazy about your blog site. great writing about a fantastic family. best vwishes. mal

Editor said...

thanks Mark, remember that I am low on bullets and can use a little cash from the fortune you are about to win.

Goon said...

I am jealous still snowing up here in ND. Probably no golf for at least 2 more months.

Phillip said...


What a lovely way to ruin a good walk in the field!

...Unless, of course, you hunt them like Jed and Jethro.

Then again, golf courses attract hogs and deer! Could it be that you're really scouting in the early season?

Editor said...

obviously you haven't played golf here on these Mississippi goat ranches we play on. golf kind of becomes more of a physical game.