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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Hunting My Valentine



Valentines' Day is here and for the last week I have been searching for a great gift for Denise. Boy, is she lucky! I have been on the internet looking for a great gift for her till late at night. searching, searching, searching....
You would be surprised at the things you will find online if you Google "sexy hunting underwear". Denise would look great in these outfits!
She really needs some good hunting clothes though. It is cold during deer season and you just can't get enough good warm camo. She could start with this! I would feel warm all winter just knowing that she was wearing it.

You know I'm feeling kind of warm right now! Just to be on
the safe side I had better stick with the old traditional
methods. Flowers and a nice dinner, a little wine and
a little luck!

5 Comments:

At 11:32 AM, Blogger Davin said...

Rex,
As I was buying Kari's camo goodies at Sportman's Warehouse I was spotted by my good hunting friend Mike. He started laughing saying first it was Col.Reb lingerie and now it's camo,I for sure have a spot in a Jeff Foxworthy show comming he says.

 
At 12:02 PM, Blogger Editor said...

you do, you seem to have a knack for being in the wrong funny place at the wrong time. hope to see you soon, Cuz.

 
At 2:22 PM, Blogger defiant_infidel said...

Good stuff, Rex...

I have forever renamed this day as "Trapping Day". The reason is that this was the luckiest day in my lifetime. Thirteen wonderful years ago I had the bright idea of sending my future wife a dozen, long stemmed PINK roses. She was still in the Army then and stationed at Ft. Bragg.

Many months later she told me that pink was her favorite color and how did I know? I had to sheepishly confess that it was merely a lucky guess. She responded that it was a good guess and that that was the moment I forever "hooked" her... HA!

Thus, February 14th in the "Infidel Household" will always be "Trapping Day" and cause for raucous celebration.

This year's is the best ever as we are in the midst of a blizzard destined to drop about 24" of snow on us! She's home from work, I only have to keep up with the woodstove and plowing duties periodically, and we will for sure have some premium snowmobiling this coming weekend!

PERFECT! Hope your's is excellent also!

 
At 2:38 PM, Blogger Editor said...

we are going to a nice restaurant in Oxford tonight and tomorrow to the Como Steakhouse
(See Feb archives from last year)
Wish you and your wife were here to go with us.

 
At 2:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rex,
The Red Roses are exquisite! I love them and I love you...Can't wait for dinner! D

 

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