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Thursday, September 27, 2007

Return of the Masked Armadillo

Bad Vibes, MS> Bow season starts this weekend and everyone is quietly discussing the news that the Masked Armadillo will be arriving at camp this weekend. This mystery man appears every year as deer season opens, hops out of his Green Hummer and hits the woods to hunt deer. Last year he walked through a major wood cutting detail on his way to the woods without so much as a How-de-do or Go-to-hell. This mystery man may be bringing his sidekick Moe-dillo with him this year to teach him the ropes. Most of the fields still need planting, the camp is a wreck, half the stands are rotted out but the Masked Armadillo only sees the deer woods. The camp members are quietly repeating their mantra, Must-Kill-Paul.


At 11:43 AM, Blogger jody said...

Thanks so much and Mark and I will be reading your updates as well.

At 12:00 PM, Anonymous Old Scratch said...

Hey Rex, You just need to hire a few ambulances to whizz by the camp every few hours and neither one of the lawyers would ever make it to the woods.

At 1:21 PM, Blogger Editor said...

thanks Jody and Scratch you are right. I think just setting a siren off toward the highway every now and then would do the trick.

At 7:43 PM, Blogger ~Fathairybastard~ said...

He a Mexican wrestler?

At 7:47 PM, Blogger Editor said...

not yet, but if he doesn't work this weekend, he better be looking for a new place to hang his hat.

At 3:57 AM, Anonymous deerPhD said...

If the masked man doesn't come through, go into recruitment.

"Will work to hunt!!!"


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