Monday, February 27, 2006

Fruity Tricks

FRUIT FOR THE HORNS!
NAPA VALLEY, MS> HERSHEL HOWELL, NOTED HERBOLOGIST,
PEACH CANNER, ENVIRO FRIENDLY LOVER OF THE DEER, HAS
DECIDED TO PLANT ECO FRIENDLY FRUIT TREES OVER THE ENTIRE
CHRISTMAS PLACE ORCHARD AND NUT FARM THIS YEAR. MR. HOWELL
HAS BEEN BUSY ALL FEBRUARY PLANTING FRUIT TREES IN EVERY
FIELD, STARTING WITH THE FIELDS HE WANTS TO HUNT. A GREAT
IDEA TO FEED AND CARE FOR THE WILDLIFE ON THIS PLANTATION.
BUT, IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT-
BENEATH HIS WINSOME SMILE AND EXAGGERATED KINDNESS IS A
CRUEL AND DIABOLICAL PLAN TO KILL THE ELUSIVE THUNDERHOOF
OR ANY DEER IN HIS CASE. HIS WARPED PLAN HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH NURTURING, BUT EVERYTHING WITH KILLING THE
GIANT KING OF THE CHRISTMAS PLACE. TANTALIZING THE POOR
DEER WITH FRESH APPLES AND PEARS ONLY TO BLAST THEM IS A
FRENZIED EXERCISE TO RECTIFY HIS AWFUL AND HUMILIATING
EXPERIENCE FROM THE LAST TIME THAT HE HAD THUNDERHOOF IN HIS SIGHTS.

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