VICE PRESIDENT INVITED TO HUNT
LEAD SHOT, MS> IT HAS BEEN REVEALED THAT AN INVITATION HAS BEEN ISSUED TO VICE PRESIDENT
DICK CHENEY TO COME ON THE ANNUAL MULLIGAN
HUNT AT THE CHRISTMAS PLACE SMALL VARMINT
SPORTS CLUB THIS YEAR. THIS INVITATION WAS ISSUED
BY A SMALL GROUP WITHIN THE CLUB AFTER HEARING THAT THE VICE PRESIDENT HAD SHOT A LAWYER ON A RECENT QUAIL HUNTING EXPEDITION. MANY MEMBERS
WERE OVERJOYED AND HOPED THAT OLD DICK WOULD SHOW UP. ONE MEMBER SAID “ WE HAVE PLENTY OF LAWYERS HERE AND I’M SURE THAT HE CAN BAG AT LEAST ONE.”ANOTHER MEMBER SAID “ CAN HE USE A RIFLE?”
EVERONE IS ANXIOUSLY AWAITING THE VICE PRESIDENTS
RESPONSE
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