Academy Awards Night
Gilded, MS> Tonight is the Academy Awards and it is a great lineup for Best Movie of the Year.
Gums- starring Matt Coughlin as the 85 year old Sheriff Brodey. Trapped in a leaky rowboat in the middle of a Florida Lake as the ancient, toothless shark attacks. Bill Anderson plays the doomed fishologist, Steven Kendus plays the Guide, GuyK plays Lunch, the mayor is played by Defiant Infidel and Best supporting Actor nominee- The Captain plays himself as he forgets gas, fishing tackle and oars.
Othmar Jones and the Land that Time Forgot- starring Othmar Vohringer as Othmar Jones. Follow his dangerous exploits with Bigfoot, pygmies, diabolic traps, zombies and dinosaurs as he follows a secret map to a forgotten land of Gold mines, Big Deer and Hot Babes. Co-starring Phillip Loughlin as the evil Dr. Hog.
The Gods Must Be Crazy VII- starring KeesKennis as the leader of a Bush Tribe that finds a computer. The tribe quickly hooks to the internet and begins to post porn, chain letters and spam. Follow his journey to rid the world of this evil technology as he goes to the end of the earth to throw it over the edge of the world. Dan McLaughlin plays the vet, and Tom Remington plays the Internet King.
M.A.S.H.E.D.- starring Rex Howell as the the zany Hawkeye and Denise Brodey as Hot Lips Hugadeer. Trapped in the delta for the duration of the Deer War. Follow the wild action as the soldiers fight, fuss and hunt the famous Christmas Place for big deer and track the elusive Thunderhoof. Jim Braaten plays Radar, Fuzzy V plays Trapper John. Introducing Mike Myrick as Col. Henry Blake.
Jeremiah Johnson II- starring Mike Carter as the Rocky Mountains Legend. A lone man hunting dumb mule deer in the west.
Marian Phillips plays the Crazy Woman, Goon plays Chief IceHockey and Mike Whitaker plays the Scout.
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